From Firedoglake:
Have you heard about conservatives wanting to re-write the Bible, to take
out all the liberal stuff? That’ll be pretty hard, given the kinds of stories that Jesus was so fond of telling.
Maybe you’ve heard his big story about health care before. It starts with a lawyer, trying to justify himself before Jesus as a truly righteous guy. The initial exchange goes well, but sadly for the lawyer, he’s undone by his own followup question: “And who is my neighbor?”
Note: Senator Lincoln and Rep. Ross, you and the religious conservatives in Congress might want to set down any beverages you are drinking. This could hit kind of close to home. You have been warned.
The story starts simply: “A man was going down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell into the hands of robbers, who stripped him, beat him, and went away, leaving him half dead. . .”
Behold, the patient. We don’t know any more about him — nothing about his job (if any), his family (if any), his reason for being on the road, or his health before he was attacked. He was there, he got beaten, and he was left for dead.
Along comes a priest, who sees him and passes by on the other side of the road, as does a Levite (one of the lay leaders of the Jewish community, with both religious and secular political duties). They saw him, and avoided any kind of interaction. Perhaps the priest did not want to touch him and become ritually unclean. Perhaps the Levite had urgent business down the road. Things to do, important people to see. Perhaps they were afraid of being attacked themselves. We don’t know why, but both these leaders of the community looked away and kept on going. And to the man in the ditch, that’s all that matters. They saw him, and went on by.
But then along comes a Samaritan — an outcast foreigner, with strange religious beliefs that put him beyond the pale of polite society in Jerusalem — and what does he do? He provides emergency care on the scene, takes him to an inn and arranges for his short term care needs, and promised to return and pay more if longer term help is needed. He doesn’t ask to see the man’s proof of citizenship, and he doesn’t inquire as to whether the man can pay him back. He sees a man half dead, and he does what he can to help.
Turning to the lawyer, Jesus asks a simple question: “which of these three, do you think, was a neighbor to the man who fell into the hands of robbers?” When the lawyer point to the Samaritan, saying “the one who showed him mercy,” Jesus must have smiled. “Go,” he said, “and do likewise.”
I can see why a parable like this might inspire conservatives to want to rewrite the Bible. There’s no mention of personal responsibility, no mention of pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps, and no mention of co-pays or limits or deductibles. Where’s the smiting of sinners, for crying out loud? (Unless that’s why the guy got beat up in the first place. What was he doing on that road, anyway? . . .)
Three people saw a man in need. Two leaders in the community passed by without lifting a finger; an outcast steps up and provides care.
Blanche Lincoln, Mike Ross, and Blue Dogs in socially conservative areas: which of these three do you think was a neighbor to the man in need? Are you going to join the priest and Levite in passing by the folks in the ditch? Are you going to read your contribution reports more closely than the Bible that so many of your constituents read? Or are you willing to get behind real health care reform, like a robust public option, that will benefit those who have been left half dead in the ditch by insurance companies?
Perhaps it would help if the story started “A man was going down from Little Rock to Pine Bluff . . .”
Then again, maybe not.

wow byte, this is awesome.
there are certainly biblical stories that support a liberal view of things. it always makes conservatives uneasy when i say that the concept of conservative or liberal are not known of in the bible.
on health care, there is no question … what would Jesus do?
you know the story about judgement day .. when all the nations are brought up to be judged.. THE question will be, what did you do for the poor, the weak, widows and orphans?
Yeah, I can see how you can twist a parable out of the Bible to make it justify your agenda. Since you are a Biblical scholar now, I would recommend reading Proverbs, Chapters 10-19. You should pay attention to Prov 18:2; it suits you well. The ESV and NASB versions should be simple enough for you to understand.
Oh, and by the way, I am opposed to any conservative group "de-liberalizing" the Bible, or messing with it in anyway. I am also opposed to any group trying to twist the words of the Bible to politicalize or legitmize their platform. The Bible is "the word of God", therefore, man cannot alter it to "suit his needs".
Politicians should try to make themselves fit the bible, instead of trying to make the bible fit them.